The other day a wasp bumped smack into my forehead while I was standing still. Three times now bees have run into my noggin.
I made 2 kids cry yesterday. One was mad that I threw my plate in the trash. Go figure. The other got scared when she realized I really wasn't her daddy. She kept aggressively insisting too that I was her daddy, until her mother came. I met her daddy later, and he was not a happy camper.
Driving on base the other day, a security guard was not paying attention apparently, because he said to me, "Have a nice day Captain." Cool! I've been promoted.
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