Went to a 6 yr old birthday party on Saturday. The cake had some blue icing that was industrial strength. It turned everything..you know..EVERYTHING blue! The party was at a Putt Putt type place and they had a bunch of older video games there. These are video games that came out at the dying end of arcade gaming. One of them was a sit in the booth 3 token game for Star Trek Voyager. A really basic 3d shooter with a pistol. All you do is shoot borg while the crew of the Voyager runs around like morons and you hear "you will be assimilated" over and over. I couldn't help but laugh at the huge picture of Jeri Ryan on the side of the game with her busty silver borg boobs placed ever so strategically to lure young males into the game. Oh Jeri..resistance is futile!
Today I tricked my daughter into eating mashed potatoes from a mixer beater. I excitedly asked her if she wanted some ice cream and in a moment of unusual food trust, she licked some off. Then I laughed and said surprise it's mashed potatoes! What do you think she did? Screamed ewwwww , yucky? Maybe spit it out and ask for a drink? Maybe demand some real ice cream? Nope, she vomitted in her hand and then proceeded to continue to vomit in the trash can. I suddenly became the "bad" daddy. Really, I just have to roll my eyes on that one.
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