Seriously Dead

Riding in my old neighborhood today. Things have gotten a little older and a little rougher round the edges for sure.

I saw a big calico cat squeeze itself into a smallish street drain today. Those kitties can compress when needed. Later I scared a drunk guy walking on the sidewalk. Then I couldn't help but notice this obese woman dressed in bright blue from head to toe. It was like a sweatsuit I think. She had her hair twisted up and was reading a book while walking a small yorkie. Then I saw a Corgi in a driveway. Then I witnessed a 500 pound woman in her front yard crying. At first she was crying and talking, but it soon intensified to moaning and wailing. Another woman was in front of her with her hand on her hip and a posture that said 'impatience'. I found it to be very sad. Later, I saw a couple fighting on their porch. The woman was bent forward and you could see her teeth and neck muscles flexed all vibrating behind a pointed and curved finger. Later, I turned a corner and saw a buzzard on the ground. I headed straight for it and it flew up carrying something dead like a large squirrel but when I passed the spot, it smelt of seriously dead fish. Ughhh! Finally, I thought I was being attacked by a wild Jack Russell Terrier, but this little black and white JRT just wanted to sprint right next to me for 50 yards or so. It was fun, but he scared me at first since he seemed like he was going to cross in front of me. Wild JRT attack!